Old News: Bowie, white rapper chick #294, Solange


David Bowie turned 66 today. The man who made it ok for me to prance around in dresses and still be confident enough to bone chicks gives a gift to the world. A weird gift, but its still signed by Bowie so whatever. You can pre-order his new album through INTERNET. It’ll be out in march.



Brooke Candy is a stripper and a rapper and so happens to be a friend of Grimes. She also is from a family of incredible wealth so she probably didn’t have any struggle going through her “my vagina” phase. As irritating as white female rappers with hypersexualized lyrics can be, I can tolerate this more so than the next  “too high to rap tween”. With that said, I feel terrible for Trina, that girl was dirtier and better, but also a little ahead of her time and black. Come back strong Trina!

Trina’s dirtiest verse


Solange, the 2012 Cho Baby of the feeltrip announces tour. I need a date, hit me.

February 5 San Francisco, CA (The Independent)
February 7 West Hollywood, CA (House of Blues)
February 19 Boston, MA (Paradise)
February 20 New York, NY (Webster Hall)
February 21 Washington, DC (Black Cat)
February 22 Toronto, Ontario (The Hoxton)
February 23 Chicago, IL (Bottom Lounge)